the poor dancing girl she won't dance again

‘If I should die,’ said I to myself, ‘I have left no immortal work behind me - nothing to make my friends proud of my memory - but I have lov’d the principle of beauty in all things, and if I had had time I would have made myself remember’d.’ - John Keats

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It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

Just look at this shit.

If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

(via neroon)

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